Kannada SMSs-2

Collection of Kannada SMS forwards

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Kannada teacher: 'Ninta + Hullu' idu yaava sandhi ?

Student...Boy. Thinks hard & says...

"Ninta + Hullu = Nintullu..."idu" nimma Thode Sandi...."MISS"

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Lady- Dr nange kelage infection agide. Doctor- sex estusala madtiya ? Lady- monthly 1 saari. Doctor- idu infection alla thuk hididide..

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MORAL OF THE MOVIE MUNGAARU MALE:

Moriyalli biddaru parvagilla, hudgi hatra help togobardu..... :-)

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MUNGARU MALE dialogue " Nim touchu,nim beauty,nim voice,nim nota,e biknasi male,nimm gejje saddhu,aah watchu,aah rascal devdas gante saddhu ella mix agi nan life alle repaire madakkagade iro gaya madide. Nangotthagoythu kanri niv nange sigalla antha. Bitkotbitte kanri. Nimmana pataisi lofer anskolodakintha obba descent hudugnagi idbitre saku ansbittide kanri. Adre ondh vishaya tilkoli nannastu nimmann ista padonu e bhumile yaru sigalla kanri."

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Pyarashut mattu condom ge yenu vyatyasa? Ans:-pyarachut tutu biddare OBBA SAYUTTANE condom ge tutu biddare OBBA HUTTUTTANE

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Saraswathige Tutionna? Laxmi ge Lanchaana?

Don ge Sketcha?

Darshan ge Maccha?

Sudeep ge Huccha ?

Suryange Torcha?

Kothi ge Paltina ? conductorge Ticketa?

samudrakke Uppa?

Poojaari ge Jutta?

fishge Snaanana?

Dead body ge Murdera ? Hasuge Hala?

Currentge Shocka?

Kolige Mottena?

Iyengarge Puliogrena? Squadge Checkinga?

Devarige Prasadana?

Airoplanege side Standa? Guru ge Kannadana ?

Nanna sms nanigena

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Sardar:- I LOVE U. Neenu Nanna "HRUDAYA" Kaddiruve.

Nurse:- Sorry, Nanaginta Munche Doctor Ninna "KIDNEY" Kaddidaare! Gud mrng.

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Tr :- what is d diffrnce b/n SATYA & BHRAME

Stdnt :- sir neevu illivarge paata madiddu SATYA, adre adu namge artha agide anta neev ankondidre adu nim BHRAME..

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When"WORDS" fail "EYES" speaks.

When eyes fail"HEART" speaks.

When"HEART" fails

Nothing,

they put cotton in the nose.

Then danka nakana dan

......(",)

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