Funny SMS, SMS Jokes, Naughty SMS-4

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3rd Standard boy
asked teacher
"Can a 8 Yr Girl
be pregnant"?
Teacher: No chance.
Then the boy
turned back & said
"Hey PINKY.No chance.I told na Don't worry"
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"Do U drink?"Girl's father inquired of his prospective son - in -law.Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation .?.? (';')
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6 FACTS on EARTH.
1st FACT:- U can't touch all ur teeth wit ur tongue.
2nd FACT:-After reading this all fools will try it.
3rd FACT:-Now U will smile coz u have become a fool.
4th FACT:-Now U want 2 fool ur frnds.
5th FACT:-Now u will forward it 2 all fools.
6th FACT:-Fact 1 is false...
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A barking dog is useful than a sleeping lion.... True.
But that Doesn't mean that a teacher taking class is better than sleeping students....:-)
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A Marwadi saves life of an Arab by his Rare Blood Group.Arab rewards him with a Mercedes Car.Few days later Arab again needs d blood, Marwadi Donates again.Arab sent him a box of Sweets.When asked y Not new Mercedes Car? Arab replied: My Marwadi Blood Doesn't allow me to give anymore than that...
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A sardar photographer focusing a dead body..suddenly all relatives started beating him.
Do u know y...? ...?
BCoz He said
SMILE PLEASE..
Gud evening.
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Arab national interviewed at US Embassy:
CONSUL:name, plz?
ARAB:Abdul Aziz.
C:Sex?
A:6 times a week.
C:I mean,male or female?
A:Both male n female.Sometimes even camel
C:Holy cow!
A:ya,cows n dogs 2
C:Man,isnt tat hostile?
A:Horsetyle,dogstyle,any style
C:Oh dear!
ARAB:deer?No deer!They run fast
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At a funeral of cardiologist his coffin was heart shaped. A Dr started laughing. When asked why? He said, I'm thinkng about my funeral. I'm a Gynaecologist!
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Athisa
Aisa
Athea
Awaya
Atoa
Asaya
Ayoua
Agooda
Aeveninga
Aina
Aaa
Anewa
Astylea.




Can U understand this?


No?

OK. Erase 1st & last Letter..:)
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