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Boy:Navibaru ivathu Day/Night Match adonava?
Girl:3 days bittu adovana....
Boy:why?
Girl:"Pitch nenedide Bekadare Valley ball addu.
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Sakkare keli, paaysa kodtivi
Neer keli panaka kodtivi
KAVERI kelidre, baggisi keytivi."
Jai Karnataka,Jai Kannada.
Pratiyobbarigu kalisi..
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A DHARWAD boy goes 2 see a girl 4 mariage.
Boy: Ninaga Chaa bartad hena ? Girl: Isshh.... Nanaga Innu Haala Barangilla, Chaa Hyang Bartaitiri yappa.
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Arjuna meenina kannige hodeda BILLU Arjuna meenina kannige hodeda BILLU yakendare avanige bekittu Droupadiya TULLU. Wa wa wa waa.
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Boss : yako dinaglu officege letu?
Clerk : adige madi wifege tiffin kottu bande
Boss : nachikeyagalva, nanu adige madi,pathre toledu bega baralva.
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Call Me..
Talk To Me..
Love' Me..
Marry Me..
Anta SMS Bartha idhe... Yaake Hudgeerige Nanna
Number Kodtiya
Sumne Tale Tintaare...!
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Customr : Yeen ri..! Tea alli NONA Dance adtha ide ??
Tea staller : Mathae,
Neev koduva 2.50 ge RAKSHITHA
bandu dance adthala..???
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Dr. to lady, "Joragi usiru thagoli, innu joragi" then sound came 'KATAK'! Oh nimma Ribsalli fracture aagide!
Lady-" adu nan Bra hooks"!
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Ganda: seere neene select madu....
neene thane uduvavalu. Hendthi: parvagilla neeve select madi....
Neeve thane ogiyoru.
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Girl: Amma yeduru mane Huduga Nanna Nodidare Nanna BRA Tyt Aagutte
AMMA: Magale Ninna BRA Swalpa Kelage Maadi Haku Baddi magana Chaddi Tyte aagli!
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Good news is.......... Inmunde rin supreme bar sigalla.Yakendre rin supreme bar aagide surf excel bar. Hahaha.
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Gunda:ajjaa, bega elladaru hogi adagiko.
Ajja:yake?
G:nanna Mestru bartiddare
A:adake nanu yake adagikolla beku.
G:ninu sattidiya anta nanu 2dina raje haKidde.
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How r u ''mitra'' ? I can't draw ur "chitra" ur chitra is "vichitra". But ur my "aptamitra". so, send mast mast SMS nanna "hatra".
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