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Santa built two Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled!
Why?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye,thats for those who dont know Swimming.
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SANTA dials number,a GIRL Receives.
SANTA:HeLL0 kaun?
GIRL:Main SITA.
SANTA: Arre BAAP re!!! mai to Hubli ko call kiya tha, ye to "AY0DHYA LAG GAYA
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SANTA had twins,he named as tara&sitara. Again had twins&named Peter&Repeater again twns& namd Max&Climax. agn d same.disgusted Santa namd them TIRED&RETIRED
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Santa to Vishnuvardhan, "Who are You man?"
Vishnuvardhan: Simma! Saahasa Simma!
Santa: Pre-paid SIM aa, Post-paid SIM aa..!!
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Santa wins 10cr in lottery.
Dealer gave 7 crores by deducting tax.
Angry Santa told him: "give me 10 cr, otherwise, give my 20Rs back..!"
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Judge 2 Santa: tumhe kal subah 5 baje faasi hogi.
Santa starts laughin..ha..ha..
Judge asks him why he is laughin, he replys- kyoki main 8 baje uthta hoon.
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The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!
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Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ?.?.? it is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins....! Good morning
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Woman in a bar walks2 d bartendr&puts her finger into his mouth&after he kisses&licks each finger she says "tel ur manager there is no toilet paper in d toilet"
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