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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
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A Sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancingBalle Balle;->
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A Sardar prays daily for 2 hours,“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata honMan:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
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Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
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Hitler says,“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
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1st Sardar:oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtarhai k banda soo hi jaye:p
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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!Police:Kion has rahe ho?Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!hehehe:d
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1st ever intelligent Sardar.Teacher: what do u call a personwho cannot hear anything?
Sardar: u can call him anything,because he cannot hear anything:)
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Sardar:Begum aaj chickenbohut maze ki bani hai kiakoi khaas masala lagaya hai ?Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gaithi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
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1 Sardar airhostess se,“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..Sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalolene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(Inspector bhi Sardar tha bola:-to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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3 Sardar bed pe so rahy thy,un tenon ko jaga theekse nahi mil rahi thi.phir 1 Sardar bed se niche sone laga.2nd Sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
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