Funny SMS, SMS Jokes, Naughty SMS-2

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Belive it at ur own risk-

Gandhiji joined gym at d age of 24.
Some1 said:Wah kya Body hai.

Since then he stopped wearing shirt..
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Bhakt: Bhagwan, mujhe dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere piche bhoot laga de. Bhagwan: Abe sale! Ek line me bol na, ki biwi chahiye.
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BiologyTeacher asks students to draw thefemale reproductive organ.
A girl feels shy and she looks DOWN.
Sardar boy shouts
"Miss,she is copying"!!
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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives:- "Monopoly is always damaging. & Competition improves service".Goodday :)
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Advertisement by a panty manufacturer in USA (its real): "We are not the best in the world but we are closest to the best thing in the world"!!
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Judge 2 Sardar: tumhe kal subah 5 baje faasi hogi.

Sardar starts laughin..ha..ha..

Judge asks him why he is laughin, he replys- kyoki main 8 baje uthta hoon.
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Lady standing at bus stop taking whisper pack in her hand Bagger:Bai kuch dede. Lady: No change. B: Ye bread ka packet dede. Lady: Kal ana Jam lagake dungee
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Old man asks his wife "Do u feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?" Wife replies "Not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it!
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Man's life-
Before marriage- SPIDERMAN,
After finding a girl- SUPERMAN,
After engagement-GENTLEMAN,
After marriage-WATCHMAN..!G.M.
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MUSHRAF-tuje swiming ata hai?
ATAL-nahi
MUSH-tere se to kutte achhe hai jo swim kar lete hai
ATL-tuje swimming ata hai
MUS-ya
AT-fir tere aur kutte me kya farak hai
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A girl removed her jeans, .. ...Read More
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