SMS: Mobile Messages: November 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

SMS : Mobile Messages

Collection of SMS: Mobile Message Forwards.
The collection contains funny sms, sms jokes, sardar jokes, naughty sms, friendship sms, love sms, motivational sms, good morning sms, good night sms, kannada sms.
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Kannada SMS:Mobile Mesages

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Kannada SMSs-2

Collection of Kannada SMS forwards

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Kannada teacher: 'Ninta + Hullu' idu yaava sandhi ?

Student...Boy. Thinks hard & says...

"Ninta + Hullu = Nintullu..."idu" nimma Thode Sandi...."MISS"

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Lady- Dr nange kelage infection agide. Doctor- sex estusala madtiya ? Lady- monthly 1 saari. Doctor- idu infection alla thuk hididide..

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MORAL OF THE MOVIE MUNGAARU MALE:

Moriyalli biddaru parvagilla, hudgi hatra help togobardu..... :-)

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MUNGARU MALE dialogue " Nim touchu,nim beauty,nim voice,nim nota,e biknasi male,nimm gejje saddhu,aah watchu,aah rascal devdas gante saddhu ella mix agi nan life alle repaire madakkagade iro gaya madide. Nangotthagoythu kanri niv nange sigalla antha. Bitkotbitte kanri. Nimmana pataisi lofer anskolodakintha obba descent hudugnagi idbitre saku ansbittide kanri. Adre ondh vishaya tilkoli nannastu nimmann ista padonu e bhumile yaru sigalla kanri."

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Pyarashut mattu condom ge yenu vyatyasa? Ans:-pyarachut tutu biddare OBBA SAYUTTANE condom ge tutu biddare OBBA HUTTUTTANE

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Saraswathige Tutionna? Laxmi ge Lanchaana?

Don ge Sketcha?

Darshan ge Maccha?

Sudeep ge Huccha ?

Suryange Torcha?

Kothi ge Paltina ? conductorge Ticketa?

samudrakke Uppa?

Poojaari ge Jutta?

fishge Snaanana?

Dead body ge Murdera ? Hasuge Hala?

Currentge Shocka?

Kolige Mottena?

Iyengarge Puliogrena? Squadge Checkinga?

Devarige Prasadana?

Airoplanege side Standa? Guru ge Kannadana ?

Nanna sms nanigena

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Sardar:- I LOVE U. Neenu Nanna "HRUDAYA" Kaddiruve.

Nurse:- Sorry, Nanaginta Munche Doctor Ninna "KIDNEY" Kaddidaare! Gud mrng.

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Tr :- what is d diffrnce b/n SATYA & BHRAME

Stdnt :- sir neevu illivarge paata madiddu SATYA, adre adu namge artha agide anta neev ankondidre adu nim BHRAME..

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When"WORDS" fail "EYES" speaks.

When eyes fail"HEART" speaks.

When"HEART" fails

Nothing,

they put cotton in the nose.

Then danka nakana dan

......(",)

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Boy:Navibaru ivathu Day/Night Match adonava?

Girl:3 days bittu adovana....

Boy:why?

Girl:"Pitch nenedide Bekadare Valley ball addu.

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Sakkare keli, paaysa kodtivi

Neer keli panaka kodtivi

KAVERI kelidre, baggisi keytivi."

Jai Karnataka,Jai Kannada.

Pratiyobbarigu kalisi..

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A DHARWAD boy goes 2 see a girl 4 mariage.

Boy: Ninaga Chaa bartad hena ? Girl: Isshh.... Nanaga Innu Haala Barangilla, Chaa Hyang Bartaitiri yappa.

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Arjuna meenina kannige hodeda BILLU Arjuna meenina kannige hodeda BILLU yakendare avanige bekittu Droupadiya TULLU. Wa wa wa waa.

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Boss : yako dinaglu officege letu?

Clerk : adige madi wifege tiffin kottu bande

Boss : nachikeyagalva, nanu adige madi,pathre toledu bega baralva.

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Call Me..

Talk To Me..

Love' Me..

Marry Me..

Anta SMS Bartha idhe... Yaake Hudgeerige Nanna

Number Kodtiya

Sumne Tale Tintaare...!

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Customr : Yeen ri..! Tea alli NONA Dance adtha ide ??

Tea staller : Mathae,

Neev koduva 2.50 ge RAKSHITHA

bandu dance adthala..???

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Dr. to lady, "Joragi usiru thagoli, innu joragi" then sound came 'KATAK'! Oh nimma Ribsalli fracture aagide!

Lady-" adu nan Bra hooks"!

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Ganda: seere neene select madu....

neene thane uduvavalu. Hendthi: parvagilla neeve select madi....

Neeve thane ogiyoru.

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Girl: Amma yeduru mane Huduga Nanna Nodidare Nanna BRA Tyt Aagutte

AMMA: Magale Ninna BRA Swalpa Kelage Maadi Haku Baddi magana Chaddi Tyte aagli!

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Good news is.......... Inmunde rin supreme bar sigalla.Yakendre rin supreme bar aagide surf excel bar. Hahaha.

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Gunda:ajjaa, bega elladaru hogi adagiko.

Ajja:yake?

G:nanna Mestru bartiddare

A:adake nanu yake adagikolla beku.

G:ninu sattidiya anta nanu 2dina raje haKidde.

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How r u ''mitra'' ? I can't draw ur "chitra" ur chitra is "vichitra". But ur my "aptamitra". so, send mast mast SMS nanna "hatra".

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Kannada teacher: 'Ninta + Hullu' idu yaava sandhi ? ...... Click to Read More

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Funny Sardar Jokes: SMS Sardar Jokes

Collection of funny sardarjee SMSs

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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted miror.

Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

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A Sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

Sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancingBalle Balle;->

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A Sardar prays daily for 2 hours,“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata honMan:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

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Teacher:Story sunao

Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

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Hitler says,“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”

Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

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1st Sardar:oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtarhai k banda soo hi jaye:p

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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!Police:Kion has rahe ho?Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!hehehe:d

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1st ever intelligent Sardar.Teacher: what do u call a personwho cannot hear anything?

Sardar: u can call him anything,because he cannot hear anything:)

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Sardar:Begum aaj chickenbohut maze ki bani hai kiakoi khaas masala lagaya hai ?Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gaithi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

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1 Sardar airhostess se,“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..Sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalolene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(Inspector bhi Sardar tha bola:-to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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3 Sardar bed pe so rahy thy,un tenon ko jaga theekse nahi mil rahi thi.phir 1 Sardar bed se niche sone laga.2nd Sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

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Life & Motivational SMS

Collection of Sweet & Cute SMSs to convey your thought sto your loved ones.

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A CUTE THOUGHT : -

Try to make Everything Yours, Untill & Unless its not Others. Try to Leave Every thing for Others Untill & Unless its not Yours.

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A famous SOCRATES saying...

'A group of donkeys lead by a lion can defeat a group of lions lead by a donkey'...

Tht's leadership

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A Good way to Change Someones Attitude is to Change your own feelings. because the same Sun who Melts the Butter, Hardens the Clay too!!

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A Noble Thought : "Write your sad times on sand and Good times on stone.". Think about this, and live your life.

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A Paper flying in air is due to Luck.. But, A Bird flying in air is its Effort. So, be a Bird and struggle with hurdles to become Successful Person.good NìGHT

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Believe Correctly,

Behave Decently,

Learn Practically,

Plan Orderly,

Earn Honestly,

Save Regularly,

Spend Inteligently,

ENJOY UR LIFE COMPLETLY.

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Cool Fundas of Life.

1) Money is not everything. There's master card & Visa.

2) One should love animals. They are so tasty.

3) Save water. drink Sprite.

4) Everybody should marry bcoz happiness is not the only thing in life..

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Cute thought: Coin's always make sound.. But.. The currency notes are always silent. So.. When your value increases, Keep yourself calm n silent.

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Dont expect anything in life, expectations hurt lots. When you dont expect, every moment is a surprise & every surprise brings Happiness.

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Don't feel for others, what they say about u. They won't come with u forever. But do what ur heart says, it will be with u forever. Good Morning

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Good Night SMS

Collection of SMSs to wish good night to your dear one.......

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Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect.. It just means you've decided to see everythin beyond the imperfection". Good Night

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"Faith"makes all things possible”

"Hope"makes all things happen”

"Love"makes all things beautifu”l

I wish u get all 3 in Every Second of Your Life... Gud eve:)

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"Life is a collection of changes. So dont avoid changes. Take every change as a challenge. Some give success some act as d steping stone 2 success"

Good afternoon

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Good Morning SMS

Good Night SMS / Good Morning SMS

Good Morning SMS to wish good morning to your dear ones.

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printf("gud morning");

}

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LIFE is like a Book:

Each day a new page with adventures 2 experience,lessons 2 learn & good deeds to replicate.Have a cool n CÖLÖRFÜL PAGE 2day

Good Morning.

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Like the sun,

be active always!

Like the moon,

be cool always!

Like the clouds,

be helpful to all !

Like the rainbow,

have colourful thoughts!

Göød morning..

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"New"day.

"New"morning.

"New"hopes.

"New"plans.

"New"efforts.

"New"success.

"New"feelings.

I pray..'God ..to giv u a "Happy"& ..Succesful . GOOD MORNING.

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Every new day is a new chapter of life, bringing new topics, new moments 4 life. I wish 2day gud moments approach to make ur life joyful. Good morning.

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G-Get up

O-Open ur eyes

O-Out of ur bed

D-Day has risen

M-Mobile beeps

O-One msg receivd

R-Read & enjoy

N-Never mind

I- It's just a

N-New way 2wish

G-GuD morng

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Lovely SMS for your loved ones

Collection of love filled SMS (mobile message forwards) for your loved ones.
Make a pick of your favourite SMS and send it to your beloved.

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If U Can't

Live With The One

Whom U Love".

"Love The One Whom U Live With".

B'coz.

"Life Is Not All About Loving"

"Its More About Living" Good Morning.

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"Separation is a wound that no one can heal" But,

"remembrance is a gift that no one can steal"

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A cute love story- A boy had cancer & he had only1month 2 live.He liked a girl working in cd shop very much,but he didnt tell her abt his luv.Everyday he used 2 go 2 the cd shop & buy a cd 2 talk 2 her.After a month he died. When the girl went & asked about him, his mother told he died & took her 2 his room & she saw all the cds unopened & the girl cried. U know why? She had kept her own love letters inside the cd pack. Bcoz she also loved him.

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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking.but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. thats talent..

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Hitting a person who loves u,wid a big hammer is better than that of ignoring them 4 a second.That 1 second pains so much than anything else in d world:-)

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Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.—Anonymous

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Some people r more dearer than others,d reason is not d happiness u feel when u meet them but it is d emptiness u feel when they r not around.Gm.

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WATS LOVE?

Those who dont knw, cal it Timepass.

Those who play, cal it a Game.

Those who dont have, cal it Dream.

Those who undstnd, cal it LIFE..... Gd mrng!

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Tara bola chand se tum kitne khushnaseeb ho jo tumhe sabhi yaad karte hain... Aur hum itne badnaseeb hain ki log apni chahat ke liye hamare tutne ki fariyaad karte hain...

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

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What difference between-
1. girlfriend,
2. Lover,
3. wife.
4. Step'ny.

simple...

1 .prepaid,
2 .postpaid,
3 .Lifetime.
4 .Coin booth.
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What is the relationship between coffee shop & wine shop?
Most of the love stories start at coffee shop and end at wine shop...!!
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The
Best day to
Propose a girl

APRIL 1st...

If
She
agrees
Its ur luck,
If
She
Says no
Then say,.

akka..!, akka..!,

APRIL FOOL.!!!!
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Santa built two Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled!
Why?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye,thats for those who dont know Swimming.
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SANTA dials number,a GIRL Receives.
SANTA:HeLL0 kaun?
GIRL:Main SITA.
SANTA: Arre BAAP re!!! mai to Hubli ko call kiya tha, ye to "AY0DHYA LAG GAYA
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SANTA had twins,he named as tara&sitara. Again had twins&named Peter&Repeater again twns& namd Max&Climax. agn d same.disgusted Santa namd them TIRED&RETIRED
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Santa to Vishnuvardhan, "Who are You man?"
Vishnuvardhan: Simma! Saahasa Simma!
Santa: Pre-paid SIM aa, Post-paid SIM aa..!!
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Santa wins 10cr in lottery.
Dealer gave 7 crores by deducting tax.
Angry Santa told him: "give me 10 cr, otherwise, give my 20Rs back..!"
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Judge 2 Santa: tumhe kal subah 5 baje faasi hogi.

Santa starts laughin..ha..ha..

Judge asks him why he is laughin, he replys- kyoki main 8 baje uthta hoon.
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The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!
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Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ?.?.? it is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins....! Good morning
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Woman in a bar walks2 d bartendr&puts her finger into his mouth&after he kisses&licks each finger she says "tel ur manager there is no toilet paper in d toilet"
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A girl removed her jeans, throws it at her boy friend & said "MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE".
Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at the girl & said wash both jeans.
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English Shayari;

Later the Bus, longer the Que
Wa wa wa
Later the bus, longer the Que,

Shorter the Skirt, better the View!
Wa Wa Wa
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A thirsty patient ask a lazy nurse for milk .. She open her top and put her nipples in his mouth , he said thank god i did not ask for water.............
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Santa finds cigarette in daughter room "OH NO, SHE SMOKES" then finds whisky "OH NO SHE DRINKS!" Then finds condom "SHIT! SHE HAS A PENIS!"
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Due to rush in a bus 3 girls sit on 3 boys lap.Gir1:"R u computer engineer? "Boy1:"hw did u knw?"G1:"ur hardware is accessing my software."G2: R u mchanical enginr?B2:hw did u knw?G2:ur piston is tryin to slide in2 my cylinder.G3:R u civil engnr?B3:Hw did u knw?G3:ur dam has brokn & flooded my village.
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The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass,
4 days of bleeding without dieing,
letting a man come without yelling.
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Rajnikant’s New film’s climax-his team needs 10 runs in 1 ball. Rajni batting, Rajni hits d ball,it splits into two,
1 goes for 6, other
goes for 4!
Mind it!
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When u come near the mirror,

mirror says,

"Beautiful beautiful"

But when u go far away,
the mirror says,

"april fool april fool"
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Two women gossiping. 1ST: "Roz subah doodhwala bahot dabata hai (bell)." 2ND: "Isse to achha apna paperwala hai, Niche se daalta hai (paper)
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Wht's the full frm of C.O.N.D.O.M? Confidential Ornament Needed For Domestic Occassion Be4 MARRIAGE....
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What is d height of Recycling?
A Man giving a USED CONDOM 2 his SON 2 use it as a BALLOON.
After bursting, Gives 2 his WIFE 2 use as RUBBER-band... :-)
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Condoms of different companies ..

pepsodent condoms- raat bhar dhishum dhishum

colgate condoms- ye hai hamaara suraksha chakra

Nokia condoms- connecting people

reliance condoms- kar lo duniya mutthi me

prestige cooker condoms- jo biwi se kare pyar wo condoms se kaise kare inkaar.

MRF condoms - extra rubber extra mileage.

moove condoms- aah se aahaa tak

and

polo condoms - condom with the hole.
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HEIGHT OF POVERTY:
Wife stiching husband's condom.
HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE:
A girl applying fair n lovely 2 her nipples thinking they r pimples.
HEIGHT OF AMBITION:
An ant climbing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape.
HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT:
A spider web found in a prostitute pussy.
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS
A naked man sleeping on top of the naked woman expecting an earthquack to do rest
HEIGHT of PATIENCE
A guy standing in a q to f**k his own wife
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A married Man died b4 sex. Wife cut his penis n fixed on wall.

Evry n8 she went 2 wall n satisfy herself.1day neighbonr saw this routine. He made a hole in wall n removed it and put his penis n waited 4 turn.

Lady came vth knife,cut penis n said"DARLING V R SHIFTING OUR HOUSE. " heh! ('',)
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Doctor 2 old man:Babuji,aap ki neeche ki Dono Goleeyan nikalni padegi.
OLD MAN:Nikaal do beta,jab bandook hi nahi chalti to golee kis kaam ki.
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Lovers Shayari:Sari dunia karthi hai hamare pyaar ka virodh

Sari dunia karthi hai hamare pyaar ka virodh,

Hamare pyaar ki raksha karega SUPER DELUX NIRODH
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SMS: Mobile Messages

Tuesday, November 25, 2008