Funny SMS, SMS Jokes, Naughty SMS-5

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Two women gossiping. 1ST: "Roz subah doodhwala bahot dabata hai (bell)." 2ND: "Isse to achha apna paperwala hai, Niche se daalta hai (paper)
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Wht's the full frm of C.O.N.D.O.M? Confidential Ornament Needed For Domestic Occassion Be4 MARRIAGE....
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What is d height of Recycling?
A Man giving a USED CONDOM 2 his SON 2 use it as a BALLOON.
After bursting, Gives 2 his WIFE 2 use as RUBBER-band... :-)
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Condoms of different companies ..

pepsodent condoms- raat bhar dhishum dhishum

colgate condoms- ye hai hamaara suraksha chakra

Nokia condoms- connecting people

reliance condoms- kar lo duniya mutthi me

prestige cooker condoms- jo biwi se kare pyar wo condoms se kaise kare inkaar.

MRF condoms - extra rubber extra mileage.

moove condoms- aah se aahaa tak

and

polo condoms - condom with the hole.
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HEIGHT OF POVERTY:
Wife stiching husband's condom.
HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE:
A girl applying fair n lovely 2 her nipples thinking they r pimples.
HEIGHT OF AMBITION:
An ant climbing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape.
HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT:
A spider web found in a prostitute pussy.
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS
A naked man sleeping on top of the naked woman expecting an earthquack to do rest
HEIGHT of PATIENCE
A guy standing in a q to f**k his own wife
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A married Man died b4 sex. Wife cut his penis n fixed on wall.

Evry n8 she went 2 wall n satisfy herself.1day neighbonr saw this routine. He made a hole in wall n removed it and put his penis n waited 4 turn.

Lady came vth knife,cut penis n said"DARLING V R SHIFTING OUR HOUSE. " heh! ('',)
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Doctor 2 old man:Babuji,aap ki neeche ki Dono Goleeyan nikalni padegi.
OLD MAN:Nikaal do beta,jab bandook hi nahi chalti to golee kis kaam ki.
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Lovers Shayari:Sari dunia karthi hai hamare pyaar ka virodh

Sari dunia karthi hai hamare pyaar ka virodh,

Hamare pyaar ki raksha karega SUPER DELUX NIRODH
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